You don’t have to agree with me that the idiots are making
their move towards total World domination. But you just cannot deny the
ever-increasing craziness happening all around us.
Fran Drescher, aka “The Nanny” says that aliens abducted her.
She states that she has a scar on her hand to prove it too. You know, where
they implanted the chip. Fran says that her ex-husband was also abducted and
that is why they met. This could also explain why he is her “ex” husband.
Pat Sajak says that he, along with Vanna White, would knock
back a few, or several, margaritas between tapings and essentially hosted “Wheel
of Fortune” drunk. This renders some amount of logic to the show’s uncanny popularity
during happy hour at watering holes across America.
A federal study that has been going on since 2008 concludes
that the disease known as “Morgellons” exists only in the patients minds. This
is such a freakish deal that I implore you to do a search and read what Morgellons
is and how it affects people that claim to have it. The point is however; the
study costs roughly $600,000 so that doctors who encounter patients with Morgellons
symptoms can now tell them it does not exist.
There have been a rash of burglaries around the Columbus, OH
area. Thieves have been taking the automatic flushers from public restrooms in restaurants
and other businesses. Apparently, there is a metal called red brass in the
flushers that can fetch as much as $2.50 a pound. The local of the IBS
(International Brotherhood of Skullduggery) really needs to push for a higher minimum
wage considering the time and effort required for this task of thievery.
There is a motion before the British Parliament calling for
a former chastisement of “Tonight Show” host Jay Leno. He had joked about the
Golden Temple being one of Mitt Romney’s summer homes last week on his show.
Meanwhile, the “Golden Temple” spiked in internet searches to an unprecedented
level thus making Mr. Leno’s comments the most promotion for the sacred site since
the introduction of kodachrome. I guess Parliament better stay away from
watching Bill Maher too.
And that’s merely a quick sampling from one day! The World
Has Gone Mad!!!
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